You are hereby commanded to read and comply with the regulations set forth in this document. Failure to do so will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: fines, penalties, and/or forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.

Section 1: Introduction

The purpose of this form is to ensure that all citizens are in compliance with the most recent edicts of the Ministry of Bureaucracy.

Section 2: Mandatory Reading

You are required to read and understand the following passages:

Section 2-1: The History of Bureaucracy Section 2-2: The Art of Red Tape

Section 3: Compliance

You must comply with all regulations set forth in this form. Failure to do so will result in the previously mentioned consequences.

Section 3-1: Reporting Irregularities Section 3-2: Fines and Penalties Section 3-3: Bureaucratic Immunity